Texas Crab Hash 2009 October 2‑4

This is the 17th annual all-inclusive Texas Crab Hash weekend!

News from DTBW December 14, 2009 Who Came posted! September 30, 2009 Hi TCHers! Bring your Crab-Hash-Disco-Lingerie finest! Saturday night is the Texas Crab Hash Lingerie Disco extravaganza! September 22, 2009 Just a few reminders! This is a campout! Bring you own camp gear! If you’re flying in, I’ll provide some basics like tents and sleeping pads, but you need to let me know ahead of time! Bring your own Drinking Vessel, floatie and towels! Bring your own personal supply of drinking water! There is no drinkable water on the site! I'm providing micro-brews (thanks Pearl Necklace et al!), yellow beer and frozen cocktails! A bottle of booze for shots and to pass around makes for a fun weekend! Airport pick-ups need to be organized ahead of time too! Houston Hobby is the preferred airport (code HOU). Cum early and cum often - you can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning! See everyone soon! On-on! -Danny "Dick the Boy Wonder" Taylor (281) 851-9617

There will be:

• Dark and light beer
• All your meals
• A lake
• Beer
• Booze
• Entertainment
• Beer
• Margaritas
• Four hash events
• Beer
• A seafood dinner that will be out of this world!

Schedule

• Thursday

  Kegs tapped!

• Friday

  Dinner, beer, frozen drinks, hash crawl, music!

  The margarita machine and kegs will be going all day!

• Saturday

  Brunch, Crab Hash, seafood feast, more frozen drinks (It's Hot as Hell in Houston™), water sports, acoustic jam, midnight hash, and a late night supper buffet!

  Texas Crab Hash Lingerie Disco!

• Sunday

  Breakfast tacos, Lazy Bimbo Hash, frozen screwdrivers (ahhhh!); if you need more, water fun then ON-ON-ON to the Houston hash (not included in cost).

Bring

• Your bedroll for covered floor camping or set up a tent
• Water toys
• Swimsuit (?)
• Lots of towels
• Your own Drinking Vessel

Don't forget towels and a drinking vessel!

Registration

RSVP to any of: DTBW's cell (281) 851-9617, at DTBW's house, at (281) 326-HASH, or with the following information:

• Hash name
• Real name
• Phone number
• Emergency contact
• E-mail address

You may also RSVP and check who's cummin' in HashSpaceHashSpace.

For prepaid registrations, the gimmie bag will have a Bad Ass Crab Hash Surprise™!

Send $75 to Danny Taylor Jr., 726 Shorewood Drive, Seabrook TX 77586 in advance, or pay $85 at the site with limited gimmies.

You can also pay your registration by PayPal to ! You'll have to go to PayPalPayPal and "Send Money" to the e‑mail address . Then, on the second screen, type your hash name in the "Subject" field and include your information (hash name, etc. listed above) in the "Message" field!

Directions

1. From Houston Hobby (not Bush) Airport, go west (right) 0.6 miles on Airport road.
2. Turn south (left) on Telephone Road for 2.4 miles.
3. Go right on Almeda-Genoa Road for 0.7 miles. The right turn on Almeda-Genoa Road is one block past Almeda-Genoa Road on the left.
4. Turn left into the grassy entrance and look for flour!

Search directions to "7000 Almeda-Genoa Rd, Houston, Texas 770757000 Almeda-Genoa Rd, Houston, Texas 77075"

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